Dear Knitting Needles,
We need to talk.
I love you, I always will. But someone new has walked into my life. I didn’t expect it; I was completely happy before I met this new guy. Believe me, it’s not you…it’s me. I got bored with the same old wrap and turn, the endless casting on and binding off. Really, it is truly exhausting. You won’t listen to me when I want to slip one and passover the next. What is a girl to do? I strayed. And I found out that I like it.
You will always be my first love. But my desire for my new love is so strong; I’m actually afraid I’m going cross-eyed because I cannot seem to stop. He actually pays attention to me. Listens to me when I want to easily go to the next row and, well… it’s not so difficult to add a little color in. Can you blame me for straying?
I know I may regret this, but I just need some time to figure myself out. I think we need some time apart.
Can we still be friends?